Sunday, May 11, 2008

New Feature Yall! "Goofy Stuff from the NKJV"

Okay, so i'll try and keep up with this one. It's my new weekly post on stuff that's in the New King James Version of the bible that no one talks about because it's an iron age fairy-tale detail that doesn't translate well to modern culture.

Genesis 3:21 “Also for Adam and his wife the Lord God made tunics of skin, and clothed them.”

Presumably so that we’d have the opportunity to develop battery operated thermal underwear, Kevlar body armor and 5.56mm, air cooled, gas operated, hand carried, shoulder fired assault rifles capable of operating in either single-shot or three-round-burst modes for ourselves. Yeah… thx O lowrd. Any possibility of maybe getting like a suede back-pack to complete the ensemble?

2 comments:

Rusko Elvenwood said...

God made tunics of SKIN? Who's skin? Animal skin? What will PETA say?

I'm anxious to see your next installment of "Goofy Stuff..."

Good Job!

Does not play well with others said...

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!!!